It’s summer which means that it’s that magical time of the year when a Winter 5 can become a solid Summer 7 by getting a tan, wearing little clothing and being constantly surrounded by people clouded with beer goggles.

Let's be honest, drunk you is not you. She tends to be bold, careless and sometimes a hot mess. While sober you uses common sense, drunk you has a mind of her own that tends be full of regret the next day. So here are some of the thoughts that you will have as soon as that buzz sets in written by an author who has already had three drinks tonight....

*Note: post is unedited to preserve the drunk thoughts of the author.