It’s summer which means that it’s that magical time of the year when a Winter 5 can become a solid Summer 7 by getting a tan, wearing little clothing and being constantly surrounded by people clouded with beer goggles. Read More2 Comments

A friend once told me that things aren't awkward until you acknowledge that they are awkward. That friend is also completely full of shit. As someone who can rattle off 10 awkward social interactions to every flawless one I've had, the struggle of successfully interacting with other human beings is very real. And though some awkwardness might be unique (Anyone else ever talk about how terrible a piece of writing was to yourRead More7 Comments

Think back to the days when frosted tips were hot, Lance Bass was thought to be straight and people would watch anything if there were members of boy bands in it (even if they were only the background  guys). Welcome to the year 2001 and welcome to the movie On The Line - that movie that didn't star Justin Timberlake and nobody saw except a few sexually repressed pre-teens who wrote about itRead More6 Comments

With about 50 movies featuring hot people in intricate suits saving the world with powers like superhuman strength, mind control and just really good martial arts, the whole superhero genre can be exhausting and unrelatable. Sure, it's awesome that Spider-man can spin webs but the ability to tell the future so I know if this Tinder date will be a complete bust? That is a power I can get behind. So, here are the superpowers that IRead More2 Comments

Hmm… You’ve gotten a little paler since Phase 1. Oh, and the night sweats are persisting? I’m sorry to say this, but it seems as if you’re still in the grips of that ignominious illness known as superhero fever. Have no fear, though. You’re really going to enjoy it when Iron Man faces off against Captain America and...OH MY GOD, SPIDER-MAN’S THERE, TOO!!!!!!! Whoa, got a little carried away there with spoilers. InRead More0 Comments

Do you feel bad all over? Do aches and pains keep you from living the life you want? Do you habitually wake up in a cold sweat screaming, “Why Jimmy Olsen, Snyder?! Is nothing sacred?!” You, my friend, could be in the unrelenting grip of that dastardly malady known as superhero fever, a plague prophesied to seize the nation in the two-thousand and sixteenth year of our Lord when there is more superpoweredRead More0 Comments