Drink,
Let's be honest, drunk you is not you. She tends to be bold, careless and sometimes a hot mess. While sober you uses common sense, drunk you has a mind of her own that tends be full of regret the next day. So here are some of the thoughts that you will have as soon as that buzz sets in written by an author who has already had three drinks tonight....
*Note: post is unedited to preserve the drunk thoughts of the author.
No matter what you actually look like, drunk you is okay with it. Your mascara can be running, lipstick smeared and eyes drooping as if you are ready to PTFO at any moment, but drunk you has never felt prettier.
Nothing makes you feel frisky like a few shots of whiskey (see what I did there?) Though you may be a little more reserved when sober, buzzed you can see yourself getting busy with just about anyone - that random hot guy at the bar, the crush you just drunk texted professing your love or even a rando on Tinder that you just swiped right to 5 minutes ago.
Drunk you experiences a rollercoaster of emotions within a short time frame. One minute you are dancing to "Single Ladies" enjoying life and then the next you remember that you are in fact a single lady IRL and you just can't. Cue tears in the middle of the dance floor, drunk texting your ex to see where it all went wrong and making your poor friends assure you that you are a catch while sitting in a crowded bar bathroom.
There is something about a few drinks that really makes you think, "Yup it's time for #realtalk." Sure, you've held in some deep secrets and insecurities all this time but this crowded party just feels right to lay out all of your all too real emotional baggage and take a good time to a dark place.
Dreaming big is not just reserved for Disney movies especially during a night out. Though sober you may have more attainable dreams, drunk you reaches for the stars even if they are almost impossible. You want to travel? Drunk you says "Quit your job and book a flight to Greece right now!" You want to be a famous popstar? Drunk you is all for it even though you can't sing. You want to be a an inventor without actually inventing something? DO IT! Drunk you is your #1 fan.
Sure your speech is slurred and you already threw up in the bathroom, but drunk you is still convinced that you just aren't that drunk. You'll insist on just one more drink which will most likely end up spilled on the floor.You are a proud individual who won't admit defeat and I commend you (as long as you aren't an idiot who insists she's not drunk enough to drive. Spoiler - you always are.)
Sober you could be on a diet but drunk you DFAF. Drunk you wants to feast and wants to feast on only the greasiest food around. Therefore, tacos at 3 AM or pizza while sitting on the curb as people step over you just seems like the right way to end your night and you are 100% correct.
Thoughts You've Had While Drunk
Let's be honest, drunk you is not you. She tends to be bold, careless and sometimes a hot mess. While sober you uses common sense, drunk you has a mind of her own that tends be full of regret the next day. So here are some of the thoughts that you will have as soon as that buzz sets in written by an author who has already had three drinks tonight....
*Note: post is unedited to preserve the drunk thoughts of the author.
Wait, Am I Gorgeous?
No matter what you actually look like, drunk you is okay with it. Your mascara can be running, lipstick smeared and eyes drooping as if you are ready to PTFO at any moment, but drunk you has never felt prettier.
I Should Tell Him How I Feel
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With all of the confidence that tequila offers, you may feel like 1 A.M. on a Saturday is the perfect time to finally tell someone how you feel. Who doesn't love receiving a slurred, rambling phone call from an intoxicated person professing her love? So even though you may make a complete fool of yourself and wake up mortified by your actions, drunk you is a hopeless, out of touch romantic who should probably not have a phone.
I'm Gonna Get Some
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Nothing makes you feel frisky like a few shots of whiskey (see what I did there?) Though you may be a little more reserved when sober, buzzed you can see yourself getting busy with just about anyone - that random hot guy at the bar, the crush you just drunk texted professing your love or even a rando on Tinder that you just swiped right to 5 minutes ago.
I Freaking Love My Life
There's something about being surrounded by friends with drinks flowing and Beyonce blaring that makes you really realize how much you love life. You'll hug anyone and everyone; say embarrassing things like "I love you, bitches!"; and buy rounds of fireball shots for strangers even if you know that you can't afford it.
I Hate My Life
Drunk you experiences a rollercoaster of emotions within a short time frame. One minute you are dancing to "Single Ladies" enjoying life and then the next you remember that you are in fact a single lady IRL and you just can't. Cue tears in the middle of the dance floor, drunk texting your ex to see where it all went wrong and making your poor friends assure you that you are a catch while sitting in a crowded bar bathroom.
I Need to Get This Off My Chest
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There is something about a few drinks that really makes you think, "Yup it's time for #realtalk." Sure, you've held in some deep secrets and insecurities all this time but this crowded party just feels right to lay out all of your all too real emotional baggage and take a good time to a dark place.
I Should Really Pursue (Insert Outrageous Dream Here)
Dreaming big is not just reserved for Disney movies especially during a night out. Though sober you may have more attainable dreams, drunk you reaches for the stars even if they are almost impossible. You want to travel? Drunk you says "Quit your job and book a flight to Greece right now!" You want to be a famous popstar? Drunk you is all for it even though you can't sing. You want to be a an inventor without actually inventing something? DO IT! Drunk you is your #1 fan.
Let's Keep This Party Going
Drunk you lives life like there is no tomorrow. It doesn't matter if it's Thursday and you have to work in the morning or if you made plans to be productive the next day. Once you are having a blast, all sense of responsibility goes out the door. So time for the 4th after party and shots for everyone - you're gonna be hungover tomorrow anyway so YOLO!
It's Cool, I'm Not Drunk
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Pizza. Now.
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Sober you could be on a diet but drunk you DFAF. Drunk you wants to feast and wants to feast on only the greasiest food around. Therefore, tacos at 3 AM or pizza while sitting on the curb as people step over you just seems like the right way to end your night and you are 100% correct.
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